Colonel Sanders

The famous colonel called up the Pope and ask him for a favor. "What can I do for you?" Said the Pope. The colonel said, "Holly father, I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our bread ' to ' Give us this day our daily chicken". If you do that, I will donate $10 million dollars to the Vatican." The pope replied!, " Iam very sorry, that is the lords prayer, and it isn't something I can change the words for" So, the colonel, disappointed hung up. After another month of bad sales, the colonel panicked and called again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from ' Give us this day our daily bread" to ' Give us this day our daily chicken. " And the Pope responded. "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities, but again, I must decline. It is the l'ords prayer, and I can't change the words. " So, the colonel gave up again." After two more months of terrible sales, the colonel got desperate. " This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, " Give us this day our daily bread' to ' Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million dollars to the Vatican. "The Pope replied, " Let me get back to you." Next day, the Pope called together his Bishops and said, " I have some good news, and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to to the Vatican. " The Bishops rejoiced at the news. Then one asked about the bad news. The Pope replied: " The bad news is that we lost the Wonder bread account."