Punny Christmas Jokes 3

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is. What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.