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Punny Christmas Jokes 2

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown. Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence. Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs. What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer. What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer. What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Pony sleigh station. What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws! Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks! What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap! What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
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