Punny Christmas Jokes 1

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia! What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause. What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies. How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf. What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus! What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!