More Christmas Jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos! When is a boat just like snow? When its adrift! What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What did one snowman say to the other? I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea! Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose! Why is winter a snowman's favorite time of year? It is when a snowman can camouflage! Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank! What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics? A puddle! What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles! What do fish sing at Christmas time? Christmas Corals! What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around! What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear? A fur tree! Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark. Why didn't the rope get any Christmas presents? It was knotty! How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even! Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! How does Christmas Day end? With the letter 'Y'! How many letters are in the angelic alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"! What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful! What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards! Why do cats take so long to wrap presents? They want them to be purr-fect! What is the best xmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What are the best Christmas sweaters made from? Fleece Navidad! How did Scrooge with the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed! What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!


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