Catholic Coffee Morning
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38" BREAST, 24" WAIST and
When she walks into a room, people say,"Oh My God."