Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for the Holidays she noticed her mother wearing a beautiful genuine fur coat. "Oh Mom," Anne exclaimed in a disapproving tone, "some animal must have suffered terribly just so you can get a fur coat.”
"ANNE!" Screamed her Mom Aghast "I SEND YOU AWAY TO COLLEGE AND YOU COME BACK TALKING LIKE THAT?! HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT YOUR DAD!!!"