Homeland

Some conscripts stand in front of the general for their first day of training. The general goes to the first one: "Soldier Smith, what is your homeland?!?!?" "I...Mmm...Sir...My homeland is America...mmm..land of freedom and well..." "You nitwit, your homeland is your mother!!" Then it moves to the next soldier "Soldier Ryan, what is your homeland?!?!" "Sir it's the mother of soldier Smith Sir!!"

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