jokes about weather
- Four Seasons
- The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the bestâ¦
Winter boasts, "Well, you can ...
- Risk
- My mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band ...
- Communist Weather Expert
- A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it' ...
- Cold Winter
- It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter ...
- Weather
- It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if ...
- Weather
- The Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the ...
- Spring
- Spring is here! I got ...
- List 4
- A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.
How do you ...
- Russian rain
- A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his ...
- The Outhouse
- Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little ...
- Kids Ideas About Science
- The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom ...
- Rain
- A girl asks her father, "Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?"
"No," says her father, " ...
- Snow
- Norman and his blonde wife life in Fargo. One winter morning while listening
to the radio, they ...
- Knock the Weather
- Donât knock the weather. If it didnât change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldnâ ...
- Ode to Texas
- The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever ...
- The Sun
- I couldn't remember if the sun rose in the ...
- Does the sun rise in the north?
- While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, ...
- Fortune Tellers
- Two fortune tellers meet. First one says, âWeâre going to have a hot summer again.â The ...
- Frosty Weather
- As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot ...
- Moon vs Sun
- Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
...
- Knock Knock
- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding in your face!
Knock Knock
Who's ...
- Question
- Q: What is the best season to jump ...
- The Sun
- A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
- Spring Classes for Women
- Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by ...
- Riddles
- Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
...
- Succes
- One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way ...
- Snowmen
- Q: What is the difference between ...
- Migrating Birds
- Q: Why do birds fly south for the ...
- Detective
- How does a detective stay cool in ...
- More Christmas Jokes
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos!
When is a boat just like snow?
When ...
- Bouncy Bed
- How do you make a water bed ...
- Dish Washer
- How do you turn a dish washer into a ...
- Philly
- Two guys from Philadelphia die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them ...
- Bees
- My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
" ...
- Two Drunks
- Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the ...
- Yeti
- The snow yeti stopped doing sas-squats and ...
- Will Smith
- How do you find Will Smith in ...
- Heat Wave
- It was during a heat wave in August one summer when I saw this sign on a telephone pole. âGarage ...
- Will Smith
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
...
- Blonde movie
- Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see ...
- LGBT
- Why can you see the LGBT colors in the sky ...
- Drunks....
- A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and ...
- True Floridians Know...
- True Floridians Know...
1.. Socks are only for bowling.
2..You never use an umbrella because ...
- Christmas Jokes
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have ...
- Jog
- Husband: âOh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?â
Wife: âHahaha, ...
- Snowboarding Lessons
- When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you' ...
- A Scotsman in New York
- A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.
A ...
- Normal car is better
- Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car
"Hundreds of people and tens of ...
- TEXAS
- IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS
....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ...
- Stuff
- As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that ...
- Noah's Ark - A Modern Tale
- And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is ...
- Texas has it all Part 1
- Texas has it all Part 1
Feeling a litle Down?- Why not Visit
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , ...
- Two Blondes
- There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang ...
- Frozen Windows
- Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally ...
- Carrot
- A snowman couple were celebrating their sons birthday. The Mother brought in a carrot cake made up ...
- Baskin Robbins
- Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun.
A mama cat and her kitten were walking ...
- Old Lady
- An old lady comes to her doctor and says, âDoctor, you know how you told me I should avoid going ...
- Blondes
- Two blondes were sitting at a table in a club, when a guy invites one of them to dance. She asks ...
- Donation
- A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with ...
- An old cop named Murphy
- MURPHY goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had an affair with a woman. . . almost." ...
- Temperature
- 60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
Chicago people sunbathe.
50 above - ...
- Thunderstorm
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was ...
- Daddy's Room
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She ...
- Bill Gates
- Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you ...
- 9 months later!!!
- 9 months later!!!
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's ...
- Even more Quips
- "Anna Nicole Smith has won her Supreme Court case. I think this is the first time a bunch of old ...
- Missing Boots
- As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. ...
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get ...
- Morning
- A man stumbles into his house early in the morning after a night of partying and heavy drinking, ...
- Airline Cabin Announcements I
- Airline Cabin Announcements I
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the ...
- Spell Checker
- I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes ...
- Bats
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...
- Morning Poem
- I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
...
- Why, Why, Why
- Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? ...
- Beer
- After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go ...
- Perfect Dave
- Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
- Anniversary
- While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were ...
- Two young Lovers
- Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, ...
- Product Warnings 2
- Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use ...
- Kung Fu
- A Kung Fu student asks his master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated. And the ...
- Christmas Jokes 6
- 26. How do you know when Santaâs around?
You can always sense his presents.
27. What do you ...
- God
- John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' ...
- Life
- On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...
- Kids...
- * "Close the curtains," requested our 2 year old grand-daughter, sitting in a pool of bright light. ...
- Checkup
- A 75 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
Doctor: "You're doing fairly well for ... - Drinking At Work
- Here's a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace...
1. It's an incentive to show up. ...
- The Plane
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the ...
- Pork
- The leader of the vegetarian society just couldnât control himself anymore. He just needed to try ...
- Men are like....
- Men are like....
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
...
- Eat
- This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally ...
- Moose Hunting
- Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof ...
- Sheldon Cohen
- A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a ...
- Irish Priest Humor
- An Irish priest is transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring ...
- Airline attendants
- Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ...
- 5 minute management course 6
- 5 minute management course 6
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so ...
- Florida Vacation
- An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was ...
- Product Warnings 3
- PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
...
- A Blonde's Year in Review
- A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
...
- Chief Samurai
- An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new
chief samurai warrior. Only three applied for ...
- Ways to spice up a boring Party
- Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you ...
