Blondes

Two blondes were sitting at a table in a club, when a guy invites one of them to dance. She asks him: You are so pale! Why don't you spend more time in the sun? I was in jail. Why? I killed my wife. The girl goes back to her friend and says: I'm so lucky! He's not married!

Cannibal

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