Even more Quips

"Anna Nicole Smith has won her Supreme Court case. I think this is the first time a bunch of old guys gave her what she wanted and lived to tell about it." --Jay Leno "Barry Bonds has hit his 712 home run and is now only 2 home runs away from passing Babe Ruth. Not only that, hes also now only two injections away from passing Jose Canseco." --Conan O'Brien "It's spring time. Allergy season. Allergies are terrible here in New York City. You know why? It's due to the rat dander." --David Letterman