jokes about dogs
- Woman Vs Dog
- What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back ...
- Barking Dog
- A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
- Dogs
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
- Better
- My coughing is much better now. I only set ...
- My Dog Don't Bite
- A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but ...
- Dogs
- Why did the man name his dogs ...
- Dog sweater
- I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If ...
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
- It Figures
- A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are ...
- Dogs
- Where do smart dogs go ...
- Dogs
- Dogs probably only like humans ...
- Dog
- Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
- Dead Dog
- Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
- Dogs
- Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is ...
- Dogs
- A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
- Dogs
- A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
- Two Nuns
- Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people ...
- Dogs
- Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog ...
- Dog and wagon
- A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon.
The boy has his dog pulling it ...
- Dogs Balls
- 2 guys were walking down the street and saw a dog lying on a porch licking his balls.
Guy 1 ...
- Dog Song
- The official dogs’ song?
“Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, ...
- Dogs
- Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in ...
- Dog Ears
- Q: What kind of dog eats with his ears?
A: They all do. I haven’t seen a single dog remove ...
- Blind men
- A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
- Hot Dog
- What did the dog say to the hot ...
- Dog
- I can’t take my dog to the park, because the ducks keep trying to bite him..
I guess that’s ...
- Dog Park
- i can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep biting him.
i guess that’s what i get ...
- Talking Dog
- This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my ...
- Cross-eyed Dog
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you ...
- Puppy
- Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was ...
- Dog
- I spilled spot remover on ...
- Dog
- Every time my doorbell rings, my dog ...
- Magic Dog
- What do you call a dog who does ...
- Dog Tricks
- What do you call a dog that does ...
- Leaving the House
- Husband leaves the house with the dog.
Wife asks: "Are you taking the donkey for a walk?"
...
- Dog
- I asked my dog what's two ...
- Dog IQ
- A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s ...
- Talking Dog
- What’s more amazing than a ...
- Baby Planes
- A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
- The Intellectual Dog
- Why did the dog sit in the library?
...
- Motionless Dog
- At first, I couldn’t understand why my dog was ...
- German
- A german tourist jumped in de freezing water to save my precious little dog, after he climbed out ...
- Dog
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
...
- Dog
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
...
- The German
- A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
- Dead Dog
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom ...
- Guard Dog
- A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the ...
- Cross
- Q: What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: You get a dog who chases after cars a lot ...
- Jump
- What dog can jump higher than a ...
- Dog Chess
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...
- Hot Dog
- Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: ...
- Dog
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ...
- Plants
- "Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the ...
- Flying Dog
- A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“ ...
- Dog Tail
- A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbor asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
“My ...
- Dobermans
- My uncle has 2 Dobermans. One's named Rolex & the other's name is Timex.
Obviously they're good ...
- Life
- On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...
- Catholic Dog
- Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, ...
- Composition
- TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy ...
- Difference?
- What is the difference between a dog on the back porch howling and a woman on the front porch ...
- Silence
- Libraries are training young dogs to ...
- Doorbell
- Why do dogs always race to the door when ...
- Dog dictionary
- a.
Toilet bowl: A heavenly dispenser of nice, fresh water.
b.
Hearing: A variable skill. ...
- Smart Dog
- A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog ...
- Pavlov
- Pavlov is sitting in a bar when the phone rings.
All of a sudden he jumps up and yells: "Oops! I ...
- Pessimist and a dog
- An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that ...
- Best Friend
- A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your ...
- A Dog in Heat
- A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies, " ...
- A blind man..
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash ...
- At the Vet
- A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to ...
- Problems can be fixed...
- A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring ...
- Women and Cats
- Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
- A blind man
- A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
- An Englishman and an Irishman
- An Englishman and an Irishman were speaking sitting in a park bench when a horrible, ugly looking ...
- Dog's Haircut
- A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it ...
- Sir Lancelot
- Sir Lancelot had fought a bitter battle all day, and didn't want to quit when his horse was killed.
...
- Taxes
- The income tax expert was visiting the school to talk about taxes. “I’m going to tell you now ...
- The Butcher
- As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in its mouth reading: "10 lamb ...
- Help Wanted
- A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. ...
- Hair Remover
- My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet ...
- The Dog
- My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
...
- Actual Funny Pet Names
- Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star!â ...
- Liver and Cheese
- Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female ...
- Snoring
- A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see ...
- Late again
- "Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault this time, ...
- old dog
- An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
- Old Dog
- An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
- Indian
- One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
- Holes
- Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor ...
- Talking Dog
- A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." ...
- Talking Dog
- A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings ...
- Dog
- Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal- ...
- Intelligent
- A very intelligent boy was fortunate enough to be receiving a far better education than his parents ...
- Stay
- This guy pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog had ...
- Funeral
- A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession ...
- Friends
- My dog just attacked the pizza delivery ...
- Pet Rules
- PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
...
- New Dog
- What did one wall say to the other ...
- Hotdog
- One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. so the first ...
- Old Joe
- A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get ...
