jokes about dogs
- Better
- My coughing is much better now. I only set ...
- Dogs
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
- Dog Park
- i can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep biting him.
i guess that’s what i get ...
- Dog
- I spilled spot remover on ...
- Barking Dog
- A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
- Magic Dog
- What do you call a dog who does ...
- Dog
- I asked my dog what's two ...
- Dogs
- A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
- Woman Vs Dog
- What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back ...
- Motionless Dog
- At first, I couldn’t understand why my dog was ...
- German
- A german tourist jumped in de freezing water to save my precious little dog, after he climbed out ...
- Dog
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
...
- Two Nuns
- Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people ...
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
- Dogs
- Why did the man name his dogs ...
- Dogs
- Where do smart dogs go ...
- Dogs
- Dogs probably only like humans ...
- It Figures
- A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are ...
- Baby Planes
- A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
- Dogs
- Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog ...
- old dog
- An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
- My Dog Don't Bite
- A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but ...
- Dogs
- A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
- Liver and Cheese
- Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female ...
- Dog
- Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
- Dead Dog
- Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
- Golden Retriever
- My Neighbor claims his Golden Retriever dog can bring a ball back from half a mile away.
That ...
- Fired
- Why did the woman get fired from her job at ...
- Retriever
- My next door neighbor keeps boasting that his Golden Retriever dog can bring a ball back from ...
- Dog dictionary
- a.
Toilet bowl: A heavenly dispenser of nice, fresh water.
b.
Hearing: A variable skill. ...
- Dogs
- Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in ...
- Best Chair
- My experience over the years is that if you want to sit in the best and most comfortable chair in ...
- Silence
- Libraries are training young dogs to ...
- Dogs Balls
- 2 guys were walking down the street and saw a dog lying on a porch licking his balls.
Guy 1 ...
- Dog Song
- The official dogs’ song?
“Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, ...
- Dog sweater
- I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If ...
- Pavlov
- Pavlov is sitting in a bar when the phone rings.
All of a sudden he jumps up and yells: "Oops! I ...
- Doorbell
- Why do dogs always race to the door when ...
- A newly wed Couple
- A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
- Dog and wagon
- A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon.
The boy has his dog pulling it ...
- Women
- There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil ...
- Dobermans
- My uncle has 2 Dobermans. One's named Rolex & the other's name is Timex.
Obviously they're good ...
- Dogs
- Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is ...
- Uncle Sam
- Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help ...
- Pet Rules
- PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
...
- Women and Cats
- Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
- Cross-eyed Dog
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you ...
- Actual Funny Pet Names
- Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star! ...
- Indian
- One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
- Late again
- "Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault this time, ...
- Gifts
- It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. ...
- The German
- A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
- The truths about life, that little children have learnt
- 1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't ...
- Blind men
- A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
- Talking Dog
- This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my ...
- Dogs
- A Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a Great Dane found themselves in the waiting room at the veterinary ...
- Rehabilitation
- A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up ...
- Punny Christmas Jokes 2
- What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
Why are elves such great ...
- Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
- Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can' ...
- Life
- On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...
- The five simple Rules to be Happy
- This 102 year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o' ...
- Airplane
- After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we' ...
- I love you - kids point of view
- ---Can you say "I love you" any better? What Love means to a group of 4-8 year olds . . Slow down ...
- Black Magic
- This old man was feared by all his neighbors because they believe he practiced black magic and was ...
- Men.....
- Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: ...
- I AM THANKFUL:
- I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND ...
- A well-known Proverb
- A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her ...
- TEXAS
- IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS
....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ...
- Product Warnings 2
- Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use ...
- Halloween Riddles
- Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
...
- Yo Momma part 4
- Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo ...
- Kids Jokes
- Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: What do you mean which ...
- AVIATION RULES AND REMINDERS
- AVIATION RULES AND REMINDERS
* Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory.
* If you ...
- The things kids say !!
- The things kids say !!
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
- Product Warnings 3
- PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
...
- Kids Ideas About Science
- The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom ...
- Upset Pirate
- A pirate goes to see his doctor on account that he's been feeling down and depressed after losing ...
