jokes about dogs

My emotion support dog after one day with me
This cat is enforcing the no-dogs rule
these dogs dont want to swim
Another weird angle dog
weird angle pic of a dog
No seagulls can drink this water, dogs only
Maybe Ill bite, maybe I wont Suspicious looking dog
You are a dog leash
Sign dogs must clean up after dogs
I wonder what my dog named me
Looks like this dog is following his own tail
Who let this dog out
Two dogs playing with a log
No dogs allowed on dog agility training
Took me a while before I knew what was going on with this dog
this is not a hot dog
Dog looks like a hairy arm
Most aggressive dog breeds #chihuahuas
This dog is disobedient
This dog does not like the rules
this dog has no shame, junoed out of the car window and got into the next car because the person was eating KFC
Why does this dog keep looking at my plate
Dog is kung fu fighting
these dogs would like people to stop using doorbells in commercials
A dog with a pinecone is scary
the dog seems to be on the couch
a dog has a letter for you
A perfectly timed picture of a dog with bubble eyes
theres always one #dog
stop putting doorbells in commercials #dog
This picture is taking at a weird angle #dog
this dogs tag is the truth
This dog appears to be broken
Dogs are not supposed to be photographed in panoramic mode
I thought that was a bear on my bed #dog
Stop fake throwing the ball #dog
For a second I thought someone cut my dog in half
Just a doggo on a setting #dog
A doggo hiding under a car
That dog run is rather short
This dogs thinks hes a lot bigger than he actually is
These dogs old habits die hard
Two dogs discussing switching to kilo
Two dogs in a knock knock joke
A dog’s face in a plank
Dog rounded up the sheep
A pun on a missing dog
This is one smart dog
If your dog poops, pick it up
A dog giving his master a hug
When your dog eats your philosophy homework
Don’t ask Sean Connery to teach your dog
Foxes are cat software running in dog hardware
a pure bred dog #bread
How to scare the neighborhood kids with your dog and a shoe
The dog wants to go out
This is a weird picture of a dog with a long neck
Happy birthday Kelly from the dog
Cooking with your dog
A dog goes incognito
Dog pigs up drugs at a pharmacy
these dogs are from tech support
what happened #wolf #dog
Picture of a girl and her dog taken from the perfect angle #centaur
Dogs in bread
If your dog poops pick it up please
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right #dogs #kids
No, I’m not coming to your dog’s birthday party #cat
This is a great way to make your dog look dangerous! #turkeyleg
This guy is pranking his dad
At least the dog seems to enjoy himself
How a dogs mind works
Go to the beach they said, itll be fun they said #dog
dancing dog on the beach
This dog must be real happy!
is it a bird is it a dog
Walking two dogs can be very challenging
a dog that ran too fast
A dog and his smaller buddy
A girl/dog hybrid
this dog has a speciality #roofing
Two dogs singing together
Every year 10 million dogs are killed
Back in the 90s all the dogs were let out and nobody knows who did it
What is in this picture #dog
A dog jumping
A crazy idea for people that want to look like theyre about to shoot their dog
A flat tire in Alaska #dog
when you have to slay the ring bearer but also have to walk the dog
Does anybody know what kind of dog this is #moose
A dog kissing Miley Cyrus
Evolution vs Intelligent Design #wolf #dog #pug
Its going to be cold tonight #dog
this is how my dog reacts to
your silly furniture blockade cant stop me #dog
I bought a dog once and named him Stay
Australia is about cats and dogs
And I though getting you tongue stuck was bad #dog
My wife says I cant have another dog
its better to have eaten something #dog
Has anybody seen my dog Lucky!
this dog must be blind
water for your dog
as I watched the dog chase his tail
here are some dog rules to live by!
Dogs look like kiss
Compare cats to dogs
If you can see my wiener youre too close #dog
Pretty special when your dog leaves you a special present
Lays Couch taste, Your dog will love it
I dont think you should kiss your dog like that
Do you know why your dog is happier than you
If your dog does a poo
This dog is too lazy to care
Why is it called a vet #doctor #dog
This is how dogs prefer Easter #rabbit
Only one animal in the zoo #shitzu #dog
Dog eats certificate of obedience training
this dog got caught in a booby trap
cat teases dog with mistletoe for Christmas
Set them free #dog
Pizza with extra sausage #dog
a perfectly timed picture of a fishing dog
that dog must yawn a lot!
a dog totally convinced about a drawing
Whats wrong with this mans face #dog
Pretty ironic what this dog just ate
these dogs dont like water!
this weird dog is banned from the park
this is how the ideal hotdog sandwich should look #dog
when a small dogs takes the large spot
 youre doing it wrong #dog #tree #fail
Perfect timed pic of a dog eating a cookie #timing
Find out who loves you more, your woman or your dog
this stuff doesnt work #dog
Tastes like #ass #donkey #dog
Dog failing like a boss jumping a fence
a dog wondering whos a good boy
dog and a baby discussing being gay
dog is glad youre home The Christmas tree fainted
dog loves grass that tickles his nipples
framed picture of a cat says my dog
Water for your dog
the moment my dog realizes
So you dog fetches balls
Guy walking his dog
sign for a lost dog
snoop dog posing
Dog lost the ball
dogs with their heads out the car window
Dog going down a slide
dog scared for seeing spider
dog peeing in mouth of guy in picture
dog caught fly but killed interior
dog mating with a pussy
photobomb level dog
mutual pillow dog sleeping on girl sleeping on dog
dog wants to be let in so he can beg to go out
man walking an awful lot of dogs
dog left dry spot on the patio after sleeping in the rain
dog laughing at cat
dog caught his tail
bed and breakfast dog in food bowl
dog pig bacon
dogs party
chicken hatching dog
dog looking surprised
dog in car shotgun passenger seat
dog in car wind
cat and dog floating in air
dog looks like its melting
kid drawing on dog
dog with cat on his head
the moment my dog decided he was done catching frisbee
snoop dog umbrella is for
boxer dog wearing gloves
dog looking weird because there is no coffee
dog with cookies on his head not eating self control
short run for dogs
comes with two subwoofters dog with two puppies
deep shit shut up fox between hunting dogs
Lazy dog
guy holding dog with his teeth
lost dog have you seen this
dog peeing on girl sunbathing
dog misses ball fail
dog fail food poster
found brownies smiling dog
yellow black chocolate meth lab funny looking dog
dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
dog ball car keeping
dog grill sausage licked
adult dog store inflatable leg
Woman Vs Dog
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
My coughing is much better now. I only set ...
My Dog Don't Bite
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but ...
Why did the man name his dogs ...
Dog sweater
I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If ...
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
It Figures
A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are ...
Where do smart dogs go ...
Dogs probably only like humans ...
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
Dead Dog
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is ...
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
Two Nuns
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people ...
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog ...
Dog and wagon
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it ...
Dogs Balls
2 guys were walking down the street and saw a dog lying on a porch licking his balls. Guy 1 ...
Dog Song
The official dogs’ song? “Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, ...
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in ...
Dog Ears
Q: What kind of dog eats with his ears? A: They all do. I haven’t seen a single dog remove ...
Blind men
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
Hot Dog
What did the dog say to the hot ...
Dog Park
i can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep biting him. i guess that’s what i get ...
Talking Dog
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my ...
Cross-eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you ...
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was ...
I spilled spot remover on ...
Every time my doorbell rings, my dog ...
Dog Tricks
What do you call a dog that does ...
Magic Dog
What do you call a dog who does ...
Leaving the House
Husband leaves the house with the dog. Wife asks: "Are you taking the donkey for a walk?" ...
I asked my dog what's two ...
Dog IQ
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s ...
Talking Dog
What’s more amazing than a ...
Baby Planes
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
Motionless Dog
At first, I couldn’t understand why my dog was ...
A german tourist jumped in de freezing water to save my precious little dog, after he climbed out ...
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. ...
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. ...
Dead Dog
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom ...
The German
A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
Guard Dog
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the ...
Q: What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: You get a dog who chases after cars a lot ...
What dog can jump higher than a ...
Dog Chess
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...
Hot Dog
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: ...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm ...
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the ...
Flying Dog
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “ ...
Dog Tail
A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbor asked, "What the hell are you doing?" “My ...
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...
My uncle has 2 Dobermans. One's named Rolex & the other's name is Timex. Obviously they're good ...
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, ...
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy ...
What is the difference between a dog on the back porch howling and a woman on the front porch ...
Libraries are training young dogs to ...
Why do dogs always race to the door when ...
Dog dictionary
a. Toilet bowl: A heavenly dispenser of nice, fresh water. b. Hearing: A variable skill. ...
Smart Dog
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog ...
Pavlov is sitting in a bar when the phone rings. All of a sudden he jumps up and yells: "Oops! I ...
Pessimist and a dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that ...
Best Friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your ...
A Dog in Heat
A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, " ...
A blind man..
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash ...
At the Vet
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to ...
Problems can be fixed...
A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring ...
A blind man
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
Women and Cats
Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
An Englishman and an Irishman
An Englishman and an Irishman were speaking sitting in a park bench when a horrible, ugly looking ...
Dog's Haircut
A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it ...
The income tax expert was visiting the school to talk about taxes. “I’m going to tell you now ...
The Butcher
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in its mouth reading: "10 lamb ...
Help Wanted
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. ...
Hair Remover
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet ...
The Dog
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. ...
Actual Funny Pet Names
Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star! ...
Liver and Cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female ...
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see ...
old dog
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
Old Dog
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
Late again
"Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault this time, ...
Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor ...
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
Talking Dog
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." ...
Talking Dog
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings ...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal- ...
A very intelligent boy was fortunate enough to be receiving a far better education than his parents ...
This guy pulls into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog had ...
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession ...
My dog just attacked the pizza delivery ...
Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, ...
New Dog
What did one wall say to the other ...
One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. so the first ...
Old Joe
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get ...
Pet Owner
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's ...
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She ...
Golden Retriever
My Neighbor claims his Golden Retriever dog can bring a ball back from half a mile away. That ...

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