jokes about dogs

This dog does not like the rules
this dog has no shame, junoed out of the car window and got into the next car because the person was eating KFC
Why does this dog keep looking at my plate
Dog is kung fu fighting
these dogs would like people to stop using doorbells in commercials
A dog with a pinecone is scary
the dog seems to be on the couch
a dog has a letter for you
A perfectly timed picture of a dog with bubble eyes
theres always one #dog
stop putting doorbells in commercials #dog
This picture is taking at a weird angle #dog
this dogs tag is the truth
This dog appears to be broken
Dogs are not supposed to be photographed in panoramic mode
I thought that was a bear on my bed #dog
Stop fake throwing the ball #dog
For a second I thought someone cut my dog in half
This dogs thinks hes a lot bigger than he actually is
Two dogs discussing switching to kilo
Two dogs in a knock knock joke
these dogs are from tech support
Dogs in bread
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right #dogs #kids
Walking two dogs can be very challenging
Two dogs singing together
Every year 10 million dogs are killed
Back in the 90s all the dogs were let out and nobody knows who did it
Australia is about cats and dogs
Dogs look like kiss
Compare cats to dogs
This is how dogs prefer Easter #rabbit
these dogs dont like water!
when a small dogs takes the large spot
dogs with their heads out the car window
man walking an awful lot of dogs
dogs party
short run for dogs
deep shit shut up fox between hunting dogs
Dog Park
i can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep biting him. i guess that’s what i get ...
Better
My coughing is much better now. I only set ...
Dogs
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
Dog
I asked my dog what's two ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
Woman Vs Dog
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back ...
Two Nuns
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people ...
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
Dogs
Why did the man name his dogs ...
Dogs
Where do smart dogs go ...
Dogs
Dogs probably only like humans ...
It Figures
A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are ...
old dog
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly ...
Baby Planes
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
Dogs
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog ...
Golden Retriever
My Neighbor claims his Golden Retriever dog can bring a ball back from half a mile away. That ...
My Dog Don't Bite
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but ...
Dogs
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
Liver and Cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female ...
Best Chair
My experience over the years is that if you want to sit in the best and most comfortable chair in ...
Dog
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
Dead Dog
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a ...
Dog dictionary
a. Toilet bowl: A heavenly dispenser of nice, fresh water. b. Hearing: A variable skill. ...
Dogs
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in ...
Silence
Libraries are training young dogs to ...
Dogs Balls
2 guys were walking down the street and saw a dog lying on a porch licking his balls. Guy 1 ...
Dog sweater
I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If ...
Dog Song
The official dogs’ song? “Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, ...
Pavlov
Pavlov is sitting in a bar when the phone rings. All of a sudden he jumps up and yells: "Oops! I ...
Doorbell
Why do dogs always race to the door when ...
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
Dog and wagon
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it ...
Women
There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil ...
Dogs
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is ...
Uncle Sam
Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help ...
Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, ...
Women and Cats
Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
Cross-eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you ...
Actual Funny Pet Names
Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star!â ...
Indian
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
Late again
"Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault this time, ...
Gifts
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. ...
The German
A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
The truths about life, that little children have learnt
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't ...
Blind men
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " ...
Talking Dog
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my ...
Dogs
A Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a Great Dane found themselves in the waiting room at the veterinary ...
Rehabilitation
A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up ...
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can' ...
Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at ...
The five simple Rules to be Happy
This 102 year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o' ...
Airplane
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we' ...
I love you - kids point of view
---Can you say "I love you" any better? What Love means to a group of 4-8 year olds . . Slow down ...
Black Magic
This old man was feared by all his neighbors because they believe he practiced black magic and was ...
Men.....
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. Question: ...
I AM THANKFUL:
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND ...
A well-known Proverb
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her ...
TEXAS
IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS ....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ...
Product Warnings 2
Product Warnings Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products: Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant Use ...
Halloween Riddles
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher. ...
Yo Momma part 4
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo ...
Kids Jokes
Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India. Boss: Which part? Sardarji: What do you mean which ...
AVIATION RULES AND REMINDERS
AVIATION RULES AND REMINDERS * Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory. * If you ...
The things kids say !!
The things kids say !! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
Product Warnings 3
PRODUCT WARNINGS Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products: Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: ...
Kids Ideas About Science
The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom ...

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