There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t. So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Good. Don't step on it!"