Bananas

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: Do you have any bananas? No,I don't. ( says the barman) Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) No,I have not got any bananas!!! Do you have any bananas? If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!! Do you have any nails? No,I don't. Do you have any bananas?