Three Little Old Ladies
Velma, Thelma and Alice accidentally walk into a male strip club.
Before they realize what's happened, they're seated in the front row.
A well-endowed male dancer begins gyrating all around them.
When Velma sees this, she has a stroke. After a few seconds, Thelma has a stroke.
Alice, with a slight grin on her face, nearly has a stroke...........................
...but her arms aren't quite long enough!
