REAL T-shirt Slogans

REAL T-shirt Slogans 1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod) 2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old) 3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up" 4. "Procrastinate Now." 5. "Rehab Is for Quitters." 6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone." 7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?" 8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt) 9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15." 10. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."