Suicide

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prime librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'

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