Quips
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
--Gustave Flaubert
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"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not."
--George Bernard Shaw
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"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
--Bernard Bailey