Lame

Ok, A Woman owns a coffee shop on a quite busy street full of many different businesses. It was late after noon around 5pm when she was sweeping outside her coffee shop getting ready to close. Two men were walking across the street when she heard this loud clang sound and when she looked up those two men were laying on the floor rubbing their heads. She asked a bystander what had happened. The Bystander replied ... the two men walked into a Bar. Get it walked into a bar ... loud clang sound ... Metal Bar. Ok, that might of been a little lame but the one you got right now about the Trix cereal and the woman being tired of her husband always being wrong wasn't funny at all. Here's one last try ... Everyone knows the Mascot for the Michelin tire company, right ? Well, what you don't know is he's married and has a wife. He came home one night and his wife asks ... So how was work, honey ? He replies ... you know what I don't really wanna talk about it cuz I'm TIRED. Get it Michelin tire mascot the guy made outta tires says he's TIRED ?