Female Comebacks! 
                Female Comebacks! 
      Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
      Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 
      Man: Is this seat empty?
      Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 
      Man: Your place or mine?
      Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 
      Man: So, what do you do for a living?
      Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 
      Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
      Woman: Do not enter. 
      Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
      Woman: Unfertilized 
      Man: Your body is like a temple.
      Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 
      Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
      Woman: But would you stay there? 
      Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
      Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.