Record

A lady, who was an avid record collector, heard there was a new recording on the market so she dialed her local record store. In her haste, she missed dialed the number and got a local bar. Before the bartender could say the establishment's name, she blurted out "do you have hot lips and seven kisses?" After a short pause the bartender replied "no, but I have hot balls and seven inches!" She inquired, "is that a record?" To which he replied, "no, but it's better than average!"