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A man with a giant orange for half of his head walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Hey! What the hell happened to you buddy?" The man says "well, I was rumaging through some old stuff when I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and *poof*! Out pops a genie and he grants me three wishes!" "and what did you wish for?" the bartender asks. "With my first wish," the guy says, "I asked for every woman I ever met to be madly in love with me and want me. All of a sudden I was surrounded by all of these women! "With my second wish I asked for a million dollars that I could never lose and could never be stolen. BAM! I was rich. "And for my third wish, I wished that half of my head was a giant orange."
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