Holes

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. <br> "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?" <br> "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." <br> The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. <br> "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" <br> "Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo." <br> Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to hell." <br> "You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized." <br> "Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"