Red Ears
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her
what had happened to her ears.
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She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead
of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to
my ear."
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"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to
the other ear?"
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"The son of a bitch called back!"
