Cubicle

Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle... <br> 10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long. <br> 9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you. <br> 8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. <br> 7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese. <br> 6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. <br> 5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. <br> 4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet. <br> 3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds. <br> 2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers. <br> And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle ... <br> 1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.