Confession

An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic." <br> The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess." <br> "It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors." <br> "You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven." <br> "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." <br> "And what is that?" <br> "Should I tell her the war is over?"