I Wish I Was a Bear

One of the female fans sent this: <p> I Wish I Was a Bear <br>If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. <br>And another thing: before you hibernate, You're supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn't bother me either. <br>If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; You swat anyone who bothers you or your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. <br>Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. He likes it! <br>I wish I was a bear.