Math Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
<br>His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
<br>The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
<br>"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
<br>"Yes," he answered.
<br>Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
<br>The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
<br>The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
<br>After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
