Drunk Driver

A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" <br>"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. <br>"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few drinks this evening." <br>"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. <br>"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" <br>"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."