Speeding

A Woman Gets Pulled Over by a Police Officer and.... <br> Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? <br>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. <br>Woman: Oh, I see. <br>Officer: Can I see your license please? <br>Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. <br>Officer: Don't have one? <br>Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. <br>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. <br>Woman: I can't do that. <br>Officer: Why not? <br>Woman: I stole this car. <br>Officer: Stole it? <br>Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. <br>Officer: You what? <br>Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. <br> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. <br> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. <br>Woman: Is there a problem sir? <br>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. <br>Woman: Murdered the owner? <br>Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. <br>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. <br>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? <br>Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. <br>Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. <br>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. <br>Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. <br>Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.