Jesus

A Sunday school teacher was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up , etc...so he asked his class, " Where is Jesus today." Steven raised his hand and said " He's in heaven. " Mary was called on and answered, " He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, I know, I know,! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at his teacher for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for words. He finally gathered his wits and asked little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, " Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells " Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"