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With God's help

The daughter brings her boyfriend home to meet her wealthy parents, as they’ve decided to get engaged. “So, what are your plans?” asks the father. “I got a scholarship for my master’s degree,” replies the young man. “A scholarship! … Admirable, but how will you provide my daughter with a house to live in and the comforts she’s used to?” “I’ll study hard with God’s help.” “And what about the engagement ring she deserves?” “I’ll devote myself to my studies with God’s help.” “And children? How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir, with God’s help.” The conversation went on like this, and every time the father asked something, the fiancé insisted, “with God’s help.” Later, the mother asks her husband: “So, how did your talk go?” “He has no job, no future plans, and he thinks I’m God.”
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