A little Bit of Everything

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. What do you do when your hot pants catch on fire? Put them out with your panty--hose. I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work. Peter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch it Neverlands. What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.