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I told my boss that three companies were after me. He asked which ones, I said, gas, electric, and water. Whats the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. I started a band called 99 megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve. I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.