Drums

A jungle explorer hears drums every night. He asks his native guide what the drums are all about. The guide replies, "No need to worry; only worry when drums stop." A few days go by, every night the drums play in the distance. Until one night they stop. The explorer runs to his guide in a panic and asks, "The drums stopped! What's happening."The guide, with a look of grim resolve, says: "Bass solo." I'm a music nerd...