Soldier Mistakes

It’s important that soldiers 
learn from their mistakes; otherwise, they’re bound to repeat them at 
inopportune moments. Here soldiers share what they’ve gleaned from 
past gaffes: “I was cold” is not a sufficient 
reason for being caught in the female barracks. Do not communicate with officers using only Madonna lyrics. Do not conduct live fire exercises at the general’s (unattended) jeep, even if it’s parked in an area clearly marked Live Fire Zone. Do not attempt to shave with fire. Do not use 27 packs of sticky notes to label everything in the barracks 
so the general won’t have any questions during the inspection.