Burglar

"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything?" his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. he wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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