jokes about bikes
- Broke
- One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other ...
- The Biker
- A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees ...
- The Chicken and the Harley
- On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day, the two ...
- Really No Comparison
- A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a ...
- Harley
- If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley. That way...
He could ...
- Dogs
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
- Biker
- A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker ...
- Biker Trouble
- A guy was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next ...
- Dog
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
...
- Pearly Gates
- A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular ...
- Pray
- When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way....
So ...
- First Time Parents
- “Honey!” screamed my wife, running outside to my bike once again, “did you double check that ...
- Two Engineers
- Two engineers meet each other on their way into work.
One of them has a new bike, and the other ...
- Dog
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
...
- Little Leroy
- Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up ...
- Three
- A traffic policeman stops some boys on a bike.
"Hey, why are there three of you riding a single ...
- Succes
- One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way ...
- My Bike
- A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he ...
- Sell a lawn mower
- A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn ...
- One Good Deed
- A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' ...
- Bikes
- Why can't a bike stand up on ...
- Camping
- Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
- Free Air
- Remember as a child when air for your bike was free? Now it’s $1.50! I asked the gas station ...
- Paddy
- The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were ...
- A Green Spot
- A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green ...
- Turpentine
- A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all ...
- Tampons
- Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the ...
- Man
- What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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- Slacker
- Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined ...
- Difference
- What’s the difference between a man wearing a t-shirt and shorts on a bike and a man in a suit on ...
- Car names II
- GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly ...
- The Blonde Cowboy
- The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk ...
- Birthday present
- For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, ...
- Tampons
- A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries ...
- Sleeping
- THE OTHER DAY I WAS SLEEPING IN CLASS,so my angry teacher shouted at me:
-Isabel, why are you ...
- Honda
- Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. ...
- Tampons
- So the other day a little boy went to the Pharmacy to buy a box of tampons..
The Pharmacist asked ...
- Understanding Engineers
- Understanding Engineers - Take One:
Two engineering students were walking across a university ...
- Sad News
- The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died ...
- Darwin Awards
- Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least ...
- Marriage
- Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's ...
- Paraprosdokians
- PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a ...
- Understanding Engineers
- Understanding Engineers - One
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus ...
- Men and Women
- God made men and women to complement each other
with the unique traits each were given:
...
- Defining Teenagers
- A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
...
- Christmas Jokes
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have ...
- Things I've Learned from My Children
- 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
- Having Boys
- HAVING BOYS
NOTE: Do not attempt No.8 indoors!
a) For those with no children - this is ...
- Idiot Sighting
- IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that ...
- Christmas
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have ...
- Halloween Riddles
- Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
...
- Things you learn from Children
- Things you learn from Children
For those with No children---this is totally hysterical!
For ...
- Oil Change instructions
- Oil Change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles ...
