jokes about bikes

Harley, David and son
Lets go for a ride they said, Itll be fun they said
Is the bike still for sale
This is not how to lock a bike
This is not how you do that #motor #bike #fail
When youre riding your bike in the shower while playing guitar and you hear a noise
I like to ride bikes to meet women
Your wife called and said #buy #motor
Sons of Arthritis #bike #Anarchy #ibuprofen
A sign notifying people without notice #bike
ride that bike
guy taking a cow on his bike
guy riding bike will hit friends
guy falling off bike
Parrot riding bike hungry cat looking
car bike run on fat save money
Broke
One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other ...
The Chicken and the Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two ...
The Biker
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees ...
Dog
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. ...
Really No Comparison
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a ...
Pray
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way.... So ...
Dogs
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, " ...
First Time Parents
“Honey!” screamed my wife, running outside to my bike once again, “did you double check that ...
Two Engineers
Two engineers meet each other on their way into work. One of them has a new bike, and the other ...
Biker
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker ...
Pearly Gates
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular ...
Biker Trouble
A guy was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next ...
Bikes
Why can't a bike stand up on ...
Free Air
Remember as a child when air for your bike was free? Now it’s $1.50! I asked the gas station ...
Little Leroy
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up ...
Succes
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way ...
My Bike
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he ...
Camping
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
Sell a lawn mower
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn ...
One Good Deed
A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' ...
A Green Spot
A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green ...
Turpentine
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all ...
Paddy
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were ...
Slacker
Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined ...
Tampons
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the ...
Car names II
GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly ...
Birthday present
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, ...
Tampons
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries ...
The Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk ...
Sad News
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died ...
Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least ...
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university ...
Honda
Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. ...
Marriage
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's ...
Defining Teenagers
A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. ...
Men and Women
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:

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Paraprosdokians
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a ...
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus ...
Christmas Jokes
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have ...
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
Christmas
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have ...
Halloween Riddles
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher. ...
Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that ...
Having Boys
HAVING BOYS NOTE: Do not attempt No.8 indoors! a) For those with no children - this is ...
Things you learn from Children
Things you learn from Children For those with No children---this is totally hysterical! For ...
Oil Change instructions
Oil Change instructions for women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles ...

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