Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course -- the other three don't exist.


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