Ex

My ex and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. I asked him, "Do you know her?" "Yes", he sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...