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Forrest Gump

When Forrest Gump died he went to heaven. There he met St. Peter, who asked him to answer 2 questions before he would let him in. Forrest said ok, what are they. St. Peter said to name 2 days of the week that starts with the letter T. Forrest answered real slow and said today and tomorrow.
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