Sexual Excuses

It's Fallen and it Can't get Up. I'm Too low on Octane and too Full of Gas. I'd Rather Be Nappping. I Don't Remember How to Do It. My head Makes Promises My body Can't Keep. I'm Too Busy Channel Surfing. The Parts That aren't Hurting aren't Working. I'm All Out of Stiffy Pills. My Get Up and Go Got Up and Went. I Might Hurt Myself. The Only Thing That'll Be stiff Tonight Is My Back. Oh, I Already Did That Last Year. I'm Afraid I Might Break it. The Oldest Rookie. It's Too Much Work and I'm Retired. Not Tonight, It's Past My Bedtime. Sorry, I have a Headache.


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