A B-grade film producer came up with an idea to make an action movie about 19th century composers.
So he approached 3 well know action movie stars and told them of his idea. Sylvestor Stallone, Jean Claude Van-Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger all thought it was a great idea and aggreed to star in the film.
The producer was so excited by this that he let the 3 actors choose who they wanted to play in the movie.
Sylvestor said, "I'll be Mozart."
Hean Claude said, "I'll be Beethoven."
And big Arnie thinks for a minute and says, "I'll be Bach."