Hillbilly

A Forty -Year -Old hillbilly carries a younger hillbilly into the doctors office, deposited him on the examining table, and said, See if you can patch him up good. I shot up his rear end like it was a tail on a possum. Dont hurt him none, cause hes my son-in-law. The doctor said, Why would you shoot your son-in-law? The hillbilly said, He warnt my son-in-law when I shot him.