If Men Got Pregnant...

If Men Got Pregnant... * Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay. * There'd be a cure for stretch marks. * Natural childbirth would become obsolete. * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. * All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness. * Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. * They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. * Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm. * Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags. * They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." * Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. * They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. * Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.