Just in case

Seems to make sense part 2

-Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. -Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. -It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. -We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. -My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. -When in doubt, mumble. -Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. -A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." -Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Ugly too. -My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're -I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch. -There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. -I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. -I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. -You're never too old to learn something stupid. -You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. -To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. -A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. -Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone. -If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! -Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here." -If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? -Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
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