Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits' feet.