Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? A. Two points just like everybody! Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? A. Because it was a little chicken. Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? A. A hare brain. Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. You 'nique up on him. Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it. Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail? A. None, they're all on the outside. Q. How are rabbits like calculators? A. They both multiply really fast. Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot. Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hareline. Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? A. When it has hares in it. Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny. Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits. Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance? A. The Bunny Hop of course. Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A. 14 carrot gold. Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? A. One with a hoppy ending. Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup? A. Looks like the back stroke. Q. How do bunnies stay healthy? A. Eggercise Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A. A smarty pants. Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg. Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A. A Hot Cross bunny. Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A. A harenet. Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A. It has 4 rabbits' feet.


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