Bad joke

PART 1: Bad joke; What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? || || || \ / \/ Matt. PART 2: Blond joke: Matt (see part 1) was lying on a beach. He had been there for some time when a voluptuous Brunette came up to him and said, " Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been hugged?" Matt said, "No, I can't say that I have." The Brunette then gave him a HUG! (Not a hug, or a Hug, or even a HUG, but a HUG!) The Brunette then went on down the beach. A bit later, a gorgeous Redhead came up to him and said, "Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been kissed?" Matt said, "No, not really." The Redhead Kissed him. (Not a kiss, or a Kiss, or even a KISS, but a KISS!) The redhead then went on down the beach. Some time later, a beautiful blond walked up to him. Matt thought she was the sexiest woman he had ever seen. The blond said, "Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been screwed?" Matt said, "No, I really haven't!" The Blond then said, "Well you are about to. The tide is coming in."