Loose string
One day, a loose string went into a bar and asked for a drink.
The bartender said:, "We don't serve loose strings in here. Get the
hell out right now."
So, then the string went into the men's room and proceeded to tie
himself into a knot.
Then he messed up his hair really good and went back into the bar.
He bellied up to the bar and asked the bartender for a drink.
The the bartender says:, Hey, aren't you the same loose string I just
threw out of here?
And the string replied:
No, I'm a frayed knot.