Perfect woman, perfect attitude.....

Perfect woman, perfect attitude..... 1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one. 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be out painting the house. 13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too! 14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! 15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 16. No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17. Your mother is way better than mine. 18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new clubs. 19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the's a great stress reliever. 20. Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome? 21. Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to that new strip club! 22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8? 23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the night feedings. 24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!


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